BROOKLYN, NY — When a baby’s overdue, start the dance party. That’s what Stacy did. However it didn't really work. So there will be some medical intervention Friday morning to get the baby movin’ out. Also, a guy across the way was watching Stacy and made her shy so we shut down the dance party pretty quickly. I put up curtains yesterday so the dancing can proceed.
Belly Dancing from Aaron Robnett on Vimeo.
Thursday, March 19, 2009
Monday, January 12, 2009
Robnetts’ New Crib
BROOKLYN, NY — Robnett Gazette Action News HD confirms that in October the Robnetts officially moved into a new apartment in the heart of Williamsburg, Brooklyn.
Three months later, Action News HD was on the scene for an exclusive tour with Stacy Robnett, the proud tenant.
Action News HD apologizes for the delay. They would’ve been there earlier, but they didn’t own a camera until this past Christmas.
Da Crib from Aaron Robnett on Vimeo.
Three months later, Action News HD was on the scene for an exclusive tour with Stacy Robnett, the proud tenant.
Action News HD apologizes for the delay. They would’ve been there earlier, but they didn’t own a camera until this past Christmas.
Da Crib from Aaron Robnett on Vimeo.
Saturday, August 02, 2008
New addition to the Robnett family
NEW YORK — It’s been nearly a month since the Robnetts brought home their newest addition into the household, a shiny new iPhone 3G. At 7:04 PM July 11th they welcomed a 16 gig miracle into their lives.
“It was touch and go for a good 2 hours,” said the father, Aaron. “Stacy got in line at the Soho Apple Store and called me. I knew before I even answered she was in labor…laboring to get me the iPhone 3G.”
Being a first time iPhone purchaser came with some excitement. “Ever since Steve Jobs told me what phone I was having last month, I’ve hardly been able to contain myself. I downloaded a countdown calendar and have been reading everything I can about it since the announcement,” said Aaron.
“When Stacy called me I immediately left work. Once I arrived at her side, I noticed her water broke,” Aaron continued. “You see, the Apple Store employees were nice enough to hand us bottles of water while we waited in line, and she had just broken the seal on hers, so I asked her for a sip. It was really hot that day.”
Finally, after what must have seemed like an eternity, the iPhone was delivered. “As the salesperson brought it out, something changed inside me,” Aaron explained. “There it was. This tiny phone was mine. This phone was going to be by my side for the next year, maybe even two years, max. I thought about all the apps I had to download for it, and the little screen protector I had to make sure covered it. It was going to be a big responsibility, but one I felt I was made for.”
Since the iPhone 3G has been home, Aaron admits his life has changed dramatically. “I’ve cut way back on my Grand Theft Auto IV time. I’m able to surf the web on the toilet now which keeps me in the bathroom a lot longer than normal, and I’m a lot less attentive during conference calls. But don’t get me wrong, it’s only been a month and I don’t know what I do without it.”
Aaron also said he’s looking forward to enrolling the iPhone 3G in fantasy football applications in the fall. “It’s growing up so fast,” said Aaron as he tucked it in to its charging dock for the night.
We left multiple messages for Stacy, asking for her comment. However she never returned our calls. We assume it’s because she has a crappy 4 month old Sanyo flip phone.
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| Our little bundle of joy. |
Being a first time iPhone purchaser came with some excitement. “Ever since Steve Jobs told me what phone I was having last month, I’ve hardly been able to contain myself. I downloaded a countdown calendar and have been reading everything I can about it since the announcement,” said Aaron.
“When Stacy called me I immediately left work. Once I arrived at her side, I noticed her water broke,” Aaron continued. “You see, the Apple Store employees were nice enough to hand us bottles of water while we waited in line, and she had just broken the seal on hers, so I asked her for a sip. It was really hot that day.”
Finally, after what must have seemed like an eternity, the iPhone was delivered. “As the salesperson brought it out, something changed inside me,” Aaron explained. “There it was. This tiny phone was mine. This phone was going to be by my side for the next year, maybe even two years, max. I thought about all the apps I had to download for it, and the little screen protector I had to make sure covered it. It was going to be a big responsibility, but one I felt I was made for.”
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| Even ultrasounds look better on Apple products. |
Aaron also said he’s looking forward to enrolling the iPhone 3G in fantasy football applications in the fall. “It’s growing up so fast,” said Aaron as he tucked it in to its charging dock for the night.
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| Zzzzzz. |
Tuesday, July 25, 2006
Soul mates found without using eHarmony®
PASADENA, July 25 — Reports from eHarmony headquarters have surfaced today that happily engaged couple Stacy and Aaron have met and fallen in love despite never having used their product.
“We’re looking into it,” said eHarmony executive Cynthia Tanner. “Sources close to the couple say Stacy and Aaron may have had knowledge of our patented Compatibility Matching System™ prior to engagement.”
eHarmony is a popular on-line dating service where singles meet based on 29 Key Dimensions of Compatibility which, they claim, is scientifically proven to work.
“She was one Key Dimension of Compatibility away from being a one-night stand.”
“It’s superior love technology,” says Tanner, “within ten years it will be scientifically impossible to meet your future spouse by any other method.”
Love is even more romantic when described in pie-chart form.
Upon hearing that a love connection had been made without his technology, Dr. Neil Clark Warren made an emergency flight back to company headquarters from Nicaragua, where he was vacationing with close friend Dr. James Dobson.
Founder and TV spokesman for eHarmony, Dr. Warren says because of his scientific research, over 90 members of his website get married every day.
Hobbies: Autocracies. Current mood: Jowly.
“People can’t be trusted to select their own mates,” said Warren, “only I, or, ahem, science can.”
“Some say I’m in the ‘capitalizing on people’s fear of dying alone’ business,” said Warren. “Sorry, what was I talking about? I was distracted by this wad of cash I just found in my pocket. Oh look! Another one!”
Warren also said he plans to extract the DNA from a petrified mosquito and create a “dinosaur island,” which he would, in turn, develop into a theme park that would cater to upper-middle-class families looking for an “extreme educational vacation.”
Warren was then given an aspirin and a cup of water, and gently reminded that he is not Dr. John Hammond from the 1993 Steven Spielberg film, Jurassic Park.
“We’re looking into it,” said eHarmony executive Cynthia Tanner. “Sources close to the couple say Stacy and Aaron may have had knowledge of our patented Compatibility Matching System™ prior to engagement.”
eHarmony is a popular on-line dating service where singles meet based on 29 Key Dimensions of Compatibility which, they claim, is scientifically proven to work.
“She was one Key Dimension of Compatibility away from being a one-night stand.”
“It’s superior love technology,” says Tanner, “within ten years it will be scientifically impossible to meet your future spouse by any other method.”
Love is even more romantic when described in pie-chart form.
Upon hearing that a love connection had been made without his technology, Dr. Neil Clark Warren made an emergency flight back to company headquarters from Nicaragua, where he was vacationing with close friend Dr. James Dobson.
Founder and TV spokesman for eHarmony, Dr. Warren says because of his scientific research, over 90 members of his website get married every day.
Hobbies: Autocracies. Current mood: Jowly.
“People can’t be trusted to select their own mates,” said Warren, “only I, or, ahem, science can.”
“Some say I’m in the ‘capitalizing on people’s fear of dying alone’ business,” said Warren. “Sorry, what was I talking about? I was distracted by this wad of cash I just found in my pocket. Oh look! Another one!”
Warren also said he plans to extract the DNA from a petrified mosquito and create a “dinosaur island,” which he would, in turn, develop into a theme park that would cater to upper-middle-class families looking for an “extreme educational vacation.”
Warren was then given an aspirin and a cup of water, and gently reminded that he is not Dr. John Hammond from the 1993 Steven Spielberg film, Jurassic Park.
Friday, July 21, 2006
Robnett Gazette Launches, NY Times Unshaken
NEW YORK, July 21 — The Robnett Gazette, a news blog exclusively featuring stories about the soon-to-be Robnett family, launched today with absolutely no alarm from The New York Times.
Unshaken, unaware, unimpressed.
Founded in 1851, and with a current readership base of over one million, The New York Times was surprisingly unaware of the launch of The Robnett Gazette, a weblog that at press time had zero readers.
When called for comment, New York Times founders Henry Jarvis Raymond and George Jones were both “unavailable,” claimed Julio, a New York Times switchboard operator, “because they’re dead.”
The “man” who called himself “Julio” also said he does not know who the Robnetts are and that The New York Times does not believe “family newsletters” are in direct competition with the newspaper.
When informed that for the next few months The Robnett Gazette will be featuring valuable news and information about the upcoming wedding of Stacy and Aaron, he remained calm, and surprisingly unshaken.
“I have to get another call,” said Julio. “well not really, I’m just bored of this conversation.”
Unshaken, unaware, unimpressed.
Founded in 1851, and with a current readership base of over one million, The New York Times was surprisingly unaware of the launch of The Robnett Gazette, a weblog that at press time had zero readers.
When called for comment, New York Times founders Henry Jarvis Raymond and George Jones were both “unavailable,” claimed Julio, a New York Times switchboard operator, “because they’re dead.”
The “man” who called himself “Julio” also said he does not know who the Robnetts are and that The New York Times does not believe “family newsletters” are in direct competition with the newspaper.
When informed that for the next few months The Robnett Gazette will be featuring valuable news and information about the upcoming wedding of Stacy and Aaron, he remained calm, and surprisingly unshaken.
“I have to get another call,” said Julio. “well not really, I’m just bored of this conversation.”
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